diamondsanddelrey:

Lana Del Rey and Marina and The Diamonds Blog
hi:

thegreatviino:

canyoudefinethis:

heyfunniest:

Pokemon irl 

NO FUCKING WAY

I NEED THIS FOR 2K!

this is the only type of exercise i would voluntarily do ever

hi:

thegreatviino:

canyoudefinethis:

heyfunniest:

Pokemon irl 

NO FUCKING WAY

I NEED THIS FOR 2K!

this is the only type of exercise i would voluntarily do ever

jill-bird:

You see Spongebob,  It’s a metaphor. You put the killing thing right between your teeth, but never give it the power to kill you.

jill-bird:

You see Spongebob,
It’s a metaphor. You put the killing thing right between your teeth, but never give it the power to kill you.

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narwhal-noir:

I took my girlfriend to an improv show the other night and during intermission we were passionately arguing over whether half a 5 Hour Energy shot would give you 2.5 hours of energy or 5 hours of half-assed energy so we turned around to ask the opinions of the three people behind us and one of them said “Are all your arguments like this because we heard you in the lobby earlier fighting over the right way to pronounce ‘egg’?”

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dekutree:

curple:

Fill the tub up half way then ride it with my Surfbort

why she actin so surprised like did she really think she was gonna hang 10 in her gatdamn baftub

dekutree:

curple:

Fill the tub up half way then ride it with my Surfbort

why she actin so surprised like did she really think she was gonna hang 10 in her gatdamn baftub

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fanduhm:

mysterylnc:

thisisrelatable:

shithappens-but-lifegoeson:


damn thats powerful


one of my favorite posts here

this fucking pressure for men to be square shaped really pisses me off sometimes im glad that you all understand

omg

fanduhm:

mysterylnc:

thisisrelatable:

shithappens-but-lifegoeson:

damn thats powerful

one of my favorite posts here

this fucking pressure for men to be square shaped really pisses me off sometimes im glad that you all understand

omg

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lucithor:

being gay before the invention of lube must have been a pain in the ass

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kingkitsu:

smoothierox:

ifollowbadblogs:

"you’re an adult now"

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"you need to choose a career"

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"you need to make your own doctor’s appointment"
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penis-hilton:

hugcartel:

why is the mom telling her daughter she’s ready to shave?

why is the mom calling her daughter mom

penis-hilton:

hugcartel:

why is the mom telling her daughter she’s ready to shave?

why is the mom calling her daughter mom

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stratoc:

i think this represents the relationship between Disney and Dreamworks really well

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